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77How to Beg For Attention, Learn from the Best
by sschilke
Are you hard up for a little attention? Do people typically ignore the fact that you are the sun of the universe? Does your mother even fail to notice that you are struggling with an acute case of neglectxia?... published 4 days ago
81My dream to become a male underwear model Crushed , cruel world
by funnebone
I knew I wanted to be a male underwear model since I was a child. This is my funny but sad story. published 5 months ago
86Self Cannibalism vs Water for Gas: A satirical look at energy saving products marketed today
by Shadesbreath
In this age of rising fuel and food prices, people are seeking ways to economize. Two new (or at least suddenly popular) techniques are gaining attention as people try to find ways to increase the energy they... published 5 weeks ago
82The Best of Black Humor: Some Slashingly Funny Quotes by Lewis Black
by Om Paramapoonya
WARNING: Please keep this article out of the reach of evangelical Christians. INGREDIENTS: Sarcasm, hyperbole, profanity, tongue-lashing, (un)common sense and absurdity of life SUGGESTED USE: Unlimited *... published 5 months ago
75Make Money NOW at Excrement, Inc.
by Shadesbreath
Does your job suck? Have enough money? Do you want larger breasts? All of these things can be yours as an affiliate of Excrement, Inc. Click here to learn about puppy malts and emails from God. published 2 weeks ago
71Sarcastic Answers to Give Doctors
by Theophanes
I remember when I was a teenager (and even a preteen) I'd get asked the same stupid questions by my doctors no matter if I was in there for a snotty nose or a missing foot. They'd always ask if I wanted my... published 8 months ago
73Sex And The City Movie: Wasted opportunity for men
by funnebone
Last night was the premiere of the movie Sex and the City, the popular HBO series that was make into a movie. Much like The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, Sex and the City created a frenzy long before... published 2 months ago
73Fun scottish humor
by jimmythejock
i thought it was time to add more jokes: A Scottish shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Range Rover advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man... published 2 years ago
76George Carlin: Great American Philosopher
by Marshall Hammond
George Carlin died Sunday. He didn’t depart the world, pass away, or pass on. We didn’t lose him, no, we’re pretty sure where he is. Its not that George didn’t make it, or George couldn’t be here... published 4 weeks ago
73Barack Obama and the Politics of Ice Cream
by sschilke
Fellow Americans, I stand before you tonight, truly awed by your enthusiastic reception and your willingness to stand and be counted. As I travel around this great country I see folks like you everywhere,... published 5 weeks ago
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