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55FREE JACK (Abramoff) Indian Scalper
by Tim Hollis
The Free Jack Abramoff Campaign (FJAC) is finally underway. Many of us with Indian blood (I eschew the term native-american because who wants to be associated with this country?) are embarked on a mission to... published 12 months ago
53Dana Perino as Nurse Ratched
by Tim Hollis
Ol' Chief Broom, they call me. I sweep along in demerol-abbreviated flicks across the gleaming dayroom floor. The Acutes and The Chronics are all in their TV places as Nurse Ratched scolds the Washington Press... published 11 months ago
41PetraeBusH Quagmire Surge Gains Traction
by Tim Hollis
Testifying before a credulous, pathetic and ineffectual Congress, General Petraeus was glued to his script in the rapt attention of a schoolboy reading aloud to the class. Struggling to decipher Cheney's... published 12 months ago
50Larry Craig's Greatest Hits
by Tim Hollis
Tip Toe Through the Toilets Fools Flush In (Where Wise Men Never Go) High, Wide and Handsome Blue Suede Schmooze Behind Closed Doors Put Your Hand in the Hand The Night Has a Thousand Eyes Knockin' on Heaven's... published 11 months ago
51International Man of Misery Flees France
by Tim Hollis
The omnipresent omnipotent omnimpudent omnincompoop Donald (Awesome Powers) Rumsfeld is on the lam from torture charges filed in France. Running afoul of pesky and quaint laws he was whisked away from... published 10 months ago
53FOX Honkies Rehearse for Harlem Minstrel Show
by Tim Hollis
I'll probably get strangled for this, but I just had to crash the final rehearsals this week and they were nothing short of jaw dropping. Commanding the Apollo stage was GOP hack and author of Who's Loofing... published 11 months ago
54Crocodile Duncee: Bush in Australia
by Tim Hollis
The Failiah in Australia Probing into the Outback Regions of the Austrian Bush In Melbourne, or Sydney, or Vienna, or "one of them places" Chancellor George Witless Bush announced the opening of a surprise... published 12 months ago
46Iniquity's 2007 Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Prize Goes To...Bernie Kerik
by Tim Hollis
In a time when satirists are being furnished with so much material we're having to triage it; in an era when a blowjob is not an impeachable offense unless it's been bestowed by a woman, and having been privy... published 9 months ago
55Nancy Rebukes a Stiffening Peter
by Tim Hollis
According to the AP blab ‘Pelosi issued a statement Friday evening rapping (a gavel down on) Pete Stark, who is in his 18th term representing the liberal East Bay. "While members of Congress are passionate... published 11 months ago
49I Want To Beat Up That FCC‘King’ Kevin Martin
by Tim Hollis
Coleridge noted that "the most savage of men are not beasts. They are something worse...much worse." FCC Chairman Kevin Martin is much worse and is pushing for immediate unmediated media conglomeration in... published 9 months ago
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