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54Dana Perino as Nurse Ratched
by Tim Hollis
Ol' Chief Broom, they call me. I sweep along in demerol-abbreviated flicks across the gleaming dayroom floor. The Acutes and The Chronics are all in their TV places as Nurse Ratched scolds the Washington Press... published 11 months ago
57Crocodile Duncee: Bush in Australia
by Tim Hollis
The Failiah in Australia Probing into the Outback Regions of the Austrian Bush In Melbourne, or Sydney, or Vienna, or "one of them places" Chancellor George Witless Bush announced the opening of a surprise... published 12 months ago
59Class Warfare and the Military Draft
by Tim Hollis
Instead of instituting a draft for the upcoming plunge into World War III, why don't we make military service compulsory for those who most enjoy the spOILs of war? Starting from the super rich and working... published 11 months ago
54Secret Secret Secret Secrets
by Tim Hollis
A reading of Ted Gup's Nation of Secrets will leave your forehead smarting (if it isn't already) from self-inflicted slaps and wondering how it's humanly possible to love your country and not despise the... published 9 months ago
57Nancy Rebukes a Stiffening Peter
by Tim Hollis
According to the AP blab ‘Pelosi issued a statement Friday evening rapping (a gavel down on) Pete Stark, who is in his 18th term representing the liberal East Bay. "While members of Congress are passionate... published 10 months ago
75To Iniquity, and Beyond: News from a lunatic-infested dirt clod
by Tim Hollis
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism and satire the most potent form of dissent. Hailed as The InSultan of Satire and The Definitive Voice of the Apocalypse. Thirty-seven Tim Hollis fans can't be wrong.... published 12 months ago
53Thanks To InfraGard Underarm Wetness Is A Thing Of The Past
by Tim Hollis
Are you up in arms over pesky American citizens exercising their rights to freely assemble near your military-industrial sweatshop? No need to sweat it. With an InfraGard card your worries are over, because a... published 6 months ago
51CBS News Centurions: You Can't Be Here
by Tim Hollis
CBS: The News Centurions "You Can't Be Here" Kansas City, August 10 CBS (the most twisted name in broadcasting) brought the Early Show to Kansas City loaded for crowd control. Disguised as women, they were... published 12 months ago
48Screaming Skull to Replace Eddie Munster? (Chertoff & Gonzales)
by Tim Hollis
DHS ‘head' Michael (Jolly Roger) Chertoff, replacement for outgoing DHS Secretary, Tom (Calling all Cars) Ridge, whom he replaced soon after replacing outgoing FEMA Secretary Heckuva Job Brownie, is rumored... published 12 months ago
50Alberto Gonzales as Maxwell Smart
by Tim Hollis
Screaming Skull to Replace Eddie Munster?Night of the Living Dead? DHS ‘head' Michael (Jolly Roger) Chertoff, replacement for outgoing DHS Secretary, Tom (Calling all Cars) Ridge, whom he replaced soon... published 12 months ago
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