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77To Iniquity, and Beyond: News from a lunatic-infested dirt clod
by Tim Hollis
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism and satire the most potent form of dissent. Hailed as The InSultan of Satire and The Definitive Voice of the Apocalypse. Thirty-seven Tim Hollis fans can't be wrong.... published 13 months ago
55FREE JACK (Abramoff) Indian Scalper
by Tim Hollis
The Free Jack Abramoff Campaign (FJAC) is finally underway. Many of us with Indian blood (I eschew the term native-american because who wants to be associated with this country?) are embarked on a mission to... published 12 months ago
53Dana Perino as Nurse Ratched
by Tim Hollis
Ol' Chief Broom, they call me. I sweep along in demerol-abbreviated flicks across the gleaming dayroom floor. The Acutes and The Chronics are all in their TV places as Nurse Ratched scolds the Washington Press... published 11 months ago
31Intergalactic Neocon Commandos Liberate Outer Space
by Tim Hollis
Bush: Whutcha gut there, Dick? Cheney: Eeergh (guttural boardroom grunt from side of mouth). Bush: C'mon. Show me whutcha gut. Cheney: Eeergh, it's my new Handheld X-Series Space Plane Launcher from over at... published 12 months ago
25Warrants? We Don't Need No Stinking Warrants.
by Tim Hollis
Tony Snow, George Bush and Alberto Gonzales as the Three Amigoes standing on the Constitution, as usual. For more by Tim Hollis go To Iniquity, and Beyond: News from a lunatic-infested dirt clod... published 12 months ago
57Mystic Gypsy Mavericks: Dharmic Visions of a Vegas Cabbie
by Tim Hollis
Mystic Gypsy Mavericks: Excerpt I'm near the end of the line at the Luxor. Other drivers are reading newspapers or yakking outside the cabs. A plush pile carpet of cigarette butts wends its way down the... published 13 months ago
52CBS News Centurions: You Can't Be Here
by Tim Hollis
CBS: The News Centurions "You Can't Be Here" Kansas City, August 10 CBS (the most twisted name in broadcasting) brought the Early Show to Kansas City loaded for crowd control. Disguised as women, they were... published 12 months ago
55Thanks To InfraGard Underarm Wetness Is A Thing Of The Past
by Tim Hollis
Are you up in arms over pesky American citizens exercising their rights to freely assemble near your military-industrial sweatshop? No need to sweat it. With an InfraGard card your worries are over, because a... published 7 months ago
49Alberto Gonzales as Maxwell Smart
by Tim Hollis
Screaming Skull to Replace Eddie Munster?Night of the Living Dead? DHS ‘head' Michael (Jolly Roger) Chertoff, replacement for outgoing DHS Secretary, Tom (Calling all Cars) Ridge, whom he replaced soon... published 12 months ago
52Janitors Lure Senators into Roach Motels in Obvious Case of Mistaken Identity
by Tim Hollis
On the heels of the Lieberman-Kyl declaration of World War III (with the enthusiastic backing of kindred insects on the so-called left), Senate floor janitors nearly rid us of the cockroaches listed below. ... published 12 months ago
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