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55Nancy Rebukes a Stiffening Peter
by Tim Hollis
According to the AP blab ‘Pelosi issued a statement Friday evening rapping (a gavel down on) Pete Stark, who is in his 18th term representing the liberal East Bay. "While members of Congress are passionate... published 11 months ago
48Intergalactic Neocon Commandos Liberate Outer Space
by Tim Hollis
Bush: Whutcha gut there, Dick? Cheney: Eeergh (guttural boardroom grunt from side of mouth). Bush: C'mon. Show me whutcha gut. Cheney: Eeergh, it's my new Handheld X-Series Space Plane Launcher from over at... published 12 months ago
56FREE JACK (Abramoff) Indian Scalper
by Tim Hollis
The Free Jack Abramoff Campaign (FJAC) is finally underway. Many of us with Indian blood (I eschew the term native-american because who wants to be associated with this country?) are embarked on a mission to... published 12 months ago
55Screaming Skull to Replace Eddie Munster? (Chertoff & Gonzales)
by Tim Hollis
DHS ‘head' Michael (Jolly Roger) Chertoff, replacement for outgoing DHS Secretary, Tom (Calling all Cars) Ridge, whom he replaced soon after replacing outgoing FEMA Secretary Heckuva Job Brownie, is rumored... published 12 months ago
47International Man of Misery Flees France
by Tim Hollis
The omnipresent omnipotent omnimpudent omnincompoop Donald (Awesome Powers) Rumsfeld is on the lam from torture charges filed in France. Running afoul of pesky and quaint laws he was whisked away from... published 10 months ago
53Crocodile Duncee: Bush in Australia
by Tim Hollis
The Failiah in Australia Probing into the Outback Regions of the Austrian Bush In Melbourne, or Sydney, or Vienna, or "one of them places" Chancellor George Witless Bush announced the opening of a surprise... published 12 months ago
58Cool Hand R'buke: Whut Thuh 'Merr'kin People Gut T'Understa'and
by Tim Hollis
Whut Thuh ‘Merr'kin People Gut T'Understa'and by Boss Man Bush Whut thuh ‘Merr'kin people gut t'understa'and is that Ah'm the Duhcahder and Ah'll duhcahd who stays and who goes and Ah've duhcahded that... published 12 months ago
55FOX Honkies Rehearse for Harlem Minstrel Show
by Tim Hollis
I'll probably get strangled for this, but I just had to crash the final rehearsals this week and they were nothing short of jaw dropping. Commanding the Apollo stage was GOP hack and author of Who's Loofing... published 11 months ago
56CIA Toastbusters Logo: Who You Gonna Call?
by Tim Hollis
As a progressive graphic artist I looked forward to satirizing this logo, but came up with zilch. I thought about a Charlton Heston ‘cold dead hands' angle; a napalmed Michelin Man; a banned minstrel; a... published 11 months ago
52Your World. Delivered. at&ta way ta go
by Tim Hollis
The majority in congress, exhibiting the final throes of battered wife syndrome, have entered into a new and perilous complicity with their abusers. Is there anything up with which they will not put? Should we... published 10 months ago
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