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Nancy Rebukes a Stiffening Peter
by Tim Hollis
According to the AP blab ‘Pelosi issued a statement Friday evening rapping (a gavel down on) Pete Stark, who is in his 18th term representing the liberal East Bay. "While members of Congress are passionate... published 10 months ago
Dana Perino as Nurse Ratched
by Tim Hollis
Ol' Chief Broom, they call me. I sweep along in demerol-abbreviated flicks across the gleaming dayroom floor. The Acutes and The Chronics are all in their TV places as Nurse Ratched scolds the Washington Press... published 11 months ago
H.R. 1955: The 'Center of Excellence' Is Watching You
by Tim Hollis
Prevention of Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Guilty of every offense resident in its newspeakian lingo, radical extremist legislators have criminalized the eighty-nine per cent of Americans... published 9 months ago
Your World. Delivered. at&ta way ta go
by Tim Hollis
The majority in congress, exhibiting the final throes of battered wife syndrome, have entered into a new and perilous complicity with their abusers. Is there anything up with which they will not put? Should we... published 10 months ago
Secret Secret Secret Secrets
by Tim Hollis
A reading of Ted Gup's Nation of Secrets will leave your forehead smarting (if it isn't already) from self-inflicted slaps and wondering how it's humanly possible to love your country and not despise the... published 9 months ago
Larry Craig's Greatest Hits
by Tim Hollis
Tip Toe Through the Toilets Fools Flush In (Where Wise Men Never Go) High, Wide and Handsome Blue Suede Schmooze Behind Closed Doors Put Your Hand in the Hand The Night Has a Thousand Eyes Knockin' on Heaven's... published 10 months ago
FREE JACK (Abramoff) Indian Scalper
by Tim Hollis
The Free Jack Abramoff Campaign (FJAC) is finally underway. Many of us with Indian blood (I eschew the term native-american because who wants to be associated with this country?) are embarked on a mission to... published 12 months ago
International Man of Misery Flees France
by Tim Hollis
The omnipresent omnipotent omnimpudent omnincompoop Donald (Awesome Powers) Rumsfeld is on the lam from torture charges filed in France. Running afoul of pesky and quaint laws he was whisked away from... published 10 months ago
I Want To Beat Up That FCC‘King’ Kevin Martin
by Tim Hollis
Coleridge noted that "the most savage of men are not beasts. They are something worse...much worse." FCC Chairman Kevin Martin is much worse and is pushing for immediate unmediated media conglomeration in... published 9 months ago
Cool Hand R'buke: Whut Thuh 'Merr'kin People Gut T'Understa'and
by Tim Hollis
Whut Thuh ‘Merr'kin People Gut T'Understa'and by Boss Man Bush Whut thuh ‘Merr'kin people gut t'understa'and is that Ah'm the Duhcahder and Ah'll duhcahd who stays and who goes and Ah've duhcahded that... published 12 months ago










