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75To Iniquity, and Beyond: News from a lunatic-infested dirt clod
by Tim Hollis
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism and satire the most potent form of dissent. Hailed as The InSultan of Satire and The Definitive Voice of the Apocalypse. Thirty-seven Tim Hollis fans can't be wrong.... published 13 months ago
53Dana Perino as Nurse Ratched
by Tim Hollis
Ol' Chief Broom, they call me. I sweep along in demerol-abbreviated flicks across the gleaming dayroom floor. The Acutes and The Chronics are all in their TV places as Nurse Ratched scolds the Washington Press... published 11 months ago
58Nancy Rebukes a Stiffening Peter
by Tim Hollis
According to the AP blab ‘Pelosi issued a statement Friday evening rapping (a gavel down on) Pete Stark, who is in his 18th term representing the liberal East Bay. "While members of Congress are passionate... published 10 months ago
43Centigrade 451: Chertoff Targets Discontent
by Tim Hollis
Every bit as depraved, deranged and demented as he looks, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has enlisted firefighters and emergency responders as his eyes and ears in the fight against discontent... published 9 months ago
60Mystic Gypsy Mavericks: Dharmic Visions of a Vegas Cabbie
by Tim Hollis
Mystic Gypsy Mavericks: Excerpt I'm near the end of the line at the Luxor. Other drivers are reading newspapers or yakking outside the cabs. A plush pile carpet of cigarette butts wends its way down the... published 12 months ago
57Thanks To InfraGard Underarm Wetness Is A Thing Of The Past
by Tim Hollis
Are you up in arms over pesky American citizens exercising their rights to freely assemble near your military-industrial sweatshop? No need to sweat it. With an InfraGard card your worries are over, because a... published 7 months ago
48Screaming Skull to Replace Eddie Munster? (Chertoff & Gonzales)
by Tim Hollis
DHS ‘head' Michael (Jolly Roger) Chertoff, replacement for outgoing DHS Secretary, Tom (Calling all Cars) Ridge, whom he replaced soon after replacing outgoing FEMA Secretary Heckuva Job Brownie, is rumored... published 12 months ago
51FREE JACK (Abramoff) Indian Scalper
by Tim Hollis
The Free Jack Abramoff Campaign (FJAC) is finally underway. Many of us with Indian blood (I eschew the term native-american because who wants to be associated with this country?) are embarked on a mission to... published 12 months ago
54Secret Secret Secret Secrets
by Tim Hollis
A reading of Ted Gup's Nation of Secrets will leave your forehead smarting (if it isn't already) from self-inflicted slaps and wondering how it's humanly possible to love your country and not despise the... published 9 months ago
55H.R. 1955: The 'Center of Excellence' Is Watching You
by Tim Hollis
Prevention of Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Guilty of every offense resident in its newspeakian lingo, radical extremist legislators have criminalized the eighty-nine per cent of Americans... published 9 months ago
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