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54Secret Secret Secret Secrets
by Tim Hollis
A reading of Ted Gup's Nation of Secrets will leave your forehead smarting (if it isn't already) from self-inflicted slaps and wondering how it's humanly possible to love your country and not despise the... published 10 months ago
58FREE JACK (Abramoff) Indian Scalper
by Tim Hollis
The Free Jack Abramoff Campaign (FJAC) is finally underway. Many of us with Indian blood (I eschew the term native-american because who wants to be associated with this country?) are embarked on a mission to... published 12 months ago
53Thanks To InfraGard Underarm Wetness Is A Thing Of The Past
by Tim Hollis
Are you up in arms over pesky American citizens exercising their rights to freely assemble near your military-industrial sweatshop? No need to sweat it. With an InfraGard card your worries are over, because a... published 7 months ago
57Nancy Rebukes a Stiffening Peter
by Tim Hollis
According to the AP blab ‘Pelosi issued a statement Friday evening rapping (a gavel down on) Pete Stark, who is in his 18th term representing the liberal East Bay. "While members of Congress are passionate... published 11 months ago
51Alberto Gonzales as Maxwell Smart
by Tim Hollis
Screaming Skull to Replace Eddie Munster?Night of the Living Dead? DHS ‘head' Michael (Jolly Roger) Chertoff, replacement for outgoing DHS Secretary, Tom (Calling all Cars) Ridge, whom he replaced soon... published 12 months ago
53Crocodile Duncee: Bush in Australia
by Tim Hollis
The Failiah in Australia Probing into the Outback Regions of the Austrian Bush In Melbourne, or Sydney, or Vienna, or "one of them places" Chancellor George Witless Bush announced the opening of a surprise... published 12 months ago
47Iniquity's 2007 Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Prize Goes To...Bernie Kerik
by Tim Hollis
In a time when satirists are being furnished with so much material we're having to triage it; in an era when a blowjob is not an impeachable offense unless it's been bestowed by a woman, and having been privy... published 9 months ago
56Class Warfare and the Military Draft
by Tim Hollis
Instead of instituting a draft for the upcoming plunge into World War III, why don't we make military service compulsory for those who most enjoy the spOILs of war? Starting from the super rich and working... published 12 months ago
53Screaming Skull to Replace Eddie Munster? (Chertoff & Gonzales)
by Tim Hollis
DHS ‘head' Michael (Jolly Roger) Chertoff, replacement for outgoing DHS Secretary, Tom (Calling all Cars) Ridge, whom he replaced soon after replacing outgoing FEMA Secretary Heckuva Job Brownie, is rumored... published 12 months ago
53H.R. 1955: The 'Center of Excellence' Is Watching You
by Tim Hollis
Prevention of Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Guilty of every offense resident in its newspeakian lingo, radical extremist legislators have criminalized the eighty-nine per cent of Americans... published 9 months ago
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